jacnoc asked:
YES OR NO: Have you ever eaten an entire pizza on your own? (sorry it's not more thought-provoking).Hahahaha! Yes!!
Hahahaha! Yes!!
depends on the context.
on someone? no.
on a test/something similar? yes.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
(Source: obey-my-bad-ass-swag)
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
(x)
oH MY GOD
heh
So when you see the 4 year old boy pull the little girl's hair...
He likes her!
Now they are around 11 or 12 and he grabs her arm and wrestles her to the ground even though she calls him a jerk and yells at him to leave her alone.
That is just how boys are.
Now they are 18 and he grabs her arm and--
Oh, that's not okay.
Really? How would he know? How would she know? How would you know? You just told me that for the first 17 years of these children's lives that you thought it was cute, sweet, and natural for a boy to grab a girl and be rough with her.
Oh.
Oh, is right.
the way it should be, famous songs from animated movies performed in the language of the place the stories are set in or the character’s mother tongue {listen}
i. hellfire (the hunchback of notre dame) - french; ii. once upon a december (anastasia) - russian; iii. a whole new world (aladdin) - arabic; iv. bare necessities (the jungle book) - hindi; v. i see the light (tangled) - german; vi. can you feel the love tonight? (the lion king) - zulu; vii. i’ve got no strings (pinocchio) - italian; viii. i won’t say i’m in love (hercules) - greek; ix. it’s tough to be a god (the road to el dorado) - spanish; x. under the sea (the little mermaid) - danish; xi. i’ll make a man out of you (mulan) - mandarin; xii. when you believe (the prince of egypt) - hebrew
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
“Karl, you’re pretty close to home - being New Zealand. Must be nice to be here to do this.” [x]
Never underestimate the degree to which New Zealanders and Australians hate each other. IT’S REALLY BEAUTIFUL.